An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all working on a construction site, building a new skyscraper in London. It's lunchtime and they're all sitting at the top of the building. The Englishman opens up his lunchbox to see what his wife has packed him.

On a certain day a man went to a bar to drink with his friends. He just thought he would have one shot and go home. But you know, once they have a little bit of drink, they become timeless like yogis. So, after a few drinks he looked at the watch and it was 2 am. But he promised his wife that he would be at home at 8 pm. He got really disturbed and wanted to rush back home.

A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender notices that he has a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over one eye. The pirate orders a beer, and while he's pouring it the bartender asks "So what's the story with the leg?"

Once upon a time there lived a bird. The bird was lively and cheerful. It always chirped and sang very loudly together with its friends. However, it was a bit too light-hearted.